‘Oh fuck Mornings!!’

For all those who lack the experience of ‘oh fuck mornings’; these are the mornings when you come back to your senses and then say the two holy words ‘oh fuck!’ once or multiple times. That is the exact time you know you have to clean up for a lot from last night. 

It was a new morning. Meera got up, gave a nice stretch to her back. Her eyes finally got some light. Only half the bed had the sheets on, windows and curtains were shut close, her dress was in one corner of the room with a leather jacket next to it. The jacket had scratches on it.Astonished, Meera looked at her nails not knowing her nails could do that. Looking down she then realised she only had her inners on. She heard someone move in the hall. At lightening speed she picked up a blanket, covered herself, closed the bedroom door, locked it and then there were the magical words “oh fuck!”. Yes, that was exactly what had happened last night and the morning realisations had just hit in. 

Meera wore her clothes and went to the bathroom to freshen up. The mirror too would’ve gotten scared as Meera’s hair looked like a scared kitten was left loose in them. Sitting on the toilet seat she started anaylizing why exactly this had happened. Yeah, toilet seats are the best thinking spots. All life conclusions are drawn here unless you don’t have ur candy crush or temple run on. 

Meera thought to herself why do such things happen to us in the first place.... ‘Maybe we give in to the feel, maybe it’s our friend that we have had hots for a long time or maybe we are in love, am I?’, she thought to herself. ‘Nights and love somehow go hand in hand. All our senses are so much high at night. We feel that he is the one but only until itz morning again and love is the first bird to take flight. Or if you are a practical person you give in to the needs of your body, soon to realise, oh god really I gave in myself for that. But what was my reason?? Why couldn’t I remember.’ 

Either way she needed some answers, which were right now somewhere in the house, things were supremely jumbled for Meera right now. 

She went outside, there was no one in the kitchen. She heard someone in the hall. She held her breath. Nervous, she entered the hall, there was no one. Suddenly something moved under the sofa, Meera  yelled “Oh fuck!”, she now knew it was maybe the worst oh fuck situation anyone could be in, scared she bent over to see a little kitten sitting and meowing under. Confused, she held the kitten, her collar read Castrol. She found a little note attached to the collar. 

The note read:

‘We found her, got her this collar. Castrol was the only okay name available. You both played a lot on your bed. It was because of her nails there are some scratches and cuts on your dress. That is why you took it off. Nothing happened. Don’t worry. But I wouldn’t mind getting to know you, would like to meet you soon. I have left my number near your landline, do give me a call when ever you feel like. 

P.S: seeing you the way you were yesterday I knew you wouldn’t remember anything in the morning. There is a restaurant i know which serves better alcohol, won’t give you too much high, could take you there if u wish, so that you would remember every bit. ‘  

Meera smiled, fortunately it was the best oh fuck morning ever!!